If I’d only known that……….

Having very recently ventured into dare I say it online dating…….yikes I hear you say, in the six weeks I was a member I didn’t get one email…..not one. I didn’t really take this on board too much but decided to consult an Astrologer who pointed out that with Venus opposing my Saturn and Neptune opposing my Saturn…..I’d be either very disappointed or unsuccessful. These are not favourable aspects for someone looking for romance. My astrological consultation cost the same amount of money as my online dating sign-up cost. Now, if I’d had the consultation BEFORE I signed up I could have saved myself a whole bunch of money and a bit of self respect!

So for now ‘Delightful from Doncaster, Hugable from Halifax and Peter from Portland, perhaps I had a lucky escape?!


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